| Dec 30 | #477 – Think How Far We've Come |
| Dec 28 | #476 – Caring, Well-Adjusted Adults |
| Dec 25 | MERRY CHRISTMAS!! |
| Dec 23 | #475 – I Haven't Made My Chipmunk Snickerdoodles |
| Dec 21 | #474 – Foofy Drinks |
| Dec 18 | #473 – Obvious To The Smaller Brains In The Room |
| Dec 16 | #472 – Saving The World From A Zombie Menace |
| Dec 14 | #471 – Wait One Stinky Minute! |
| Dec 11 | #470 – Working It Like A Korean Toddler |
| Dec 9 | #469 – We're All Pretty Pee-Yoe'd |
| Dec 7 | #468 – The Bloody Clash |
| Dec 4 | #467 – Chomping Your Steamy Guts Out |
| Dec 2 | #466 – A Leader With Vision |
| Nov 30 | #465 – I Am NOT Digging That Look |
| Nov 25 | #463 – Eat Hot Lead |
| Nov 23 | #462 – I Will Be Remembered |
| Nov 20 | #461 – Times Call For Extreme Ingenuity |
| Nov 18 | #460 – Zombie Juice In Your Eyes |
| Nov 17 | Guest Strip – Brad Joyce |
| Nov 16 | #459 – The Saga Continues |
| Nov 13 | Guest Strip – Edward Krebes |
| Nov 12 | Guest Strip – MJ Page 1 |
| Nov 11 | Guest Strip Wednesday – Tracy Brady |
| Nov 9 | How To Deal With Your Ex |
| Nov 6 | #458 – W.W.E.S.? |
| Nov 4 | #457 – Might As Well Die A Hero |
| Nov 2 | #456 – They’ll Eat Off Your Face |
| Oct 30 | #455 – That's Crapdiculous |
| Oct 28 | #454 – It Had To Be Zombie Squirrels |
| Oct 26 | #453 – Breath Like Rotting Death… And Acorns |
| Oct 23 | #452 – I'm Not Glowing, I'm Big-Boned |
| Oct 21 | #451 – Warren The Irradiated Mole |
| Oct 20 | #450 – Groundhogs Behind The Bar? |
| Oct 16 | #449 – Cyberbabes One Click Away |
| Oct 15 | Guest Strip – Michael Dean |
| Oct 14 | #448 – Wait One Dirty Second |
| Oct 13 | Pinkerton Fan Art – Steve Ogden |
| Oct 12 | #447 – …And The Truth Comes Out |
| Oct 9 | #446 – Hence, Her Desire To Fix Your Life |
| Oct 7 | #445 – You're Not A Stinkin' Deadbeat |
| Oct 5 | #444 – Looking For A Look That Fits |
| Oct 2 | 10/02/2009 |
| Sep 30 | #443 – Foolish Moose Dreams |
| Sep 28 | #442 – You're Jerkin' My Slippers, Right? |
| Sep 25 | #441 – Please Don't Show Me Your Hair Moosness |
| Sep 23 | #440 – The Pizza Sombrero |
| Sep 21 | #439 – I Can’t Stands No More! |
| Sep 18 | #438 – Can’t Tie His Shoes By Himself |
| Sep 16 | #437 – 'Til Arbor Day |
| Sep 14 | #436 – She's Always Hugging Me!! |
| Sep 11 | #435 – I'm Not Gonna Be Around Forever |
| Sep 9 | #434 – Squeaky Clean |
| Sep 4 | #433 – Into Next Wednesday |
| Sep 2 | #432 – Can't Put My Finger On It |
| Aug 31 | #431 – Holy Molars! |
| Aug 28 | #430 – A Word From Public Relations |
| Aug 26 | #429 – Made From The Freshest Ingredients |
| Aug 3 | #428 – It Was More Of A Waltz |
| Jul 31 | #427 – What, No Dessert? |
| Jul 29 | #426 – That Sucks Hard |
| Jul 27 | #425 – The Hostage Situation Just Bumped Up A Notch |
| Jul 24 | 07/24/2009 |
| Jul 22 | #424 – Those Unruly D Blockers |
| Jul 20 | #423 – Never Even Saw 'Em Comin'! |
| Jul 17 | #422 – House Arrest: Catch The Fever |
| Jul 15 | #421 – I'm Stompin' As Hard As I Can! |
| Jul 13 | #420 – Stand Back, I’ve Watched Dr. Phil |
| Jul 10 | #419 – Dig Like A Gopher In Heat |
| Jul 8 | #418 – Moose Down!! |
| Jul 6 | #417 – And We're Back! |
| Jun 19 | #416 – I'm At Home You Fluffer Nutter |
| Jun 17 | #415 – Back In The Old Hole… |
| Jun 15 | #414 – Groundhogs And Housewives |
| Jun 12 | #413 – Like A Buffalo's Hairy Petunia |
| Jun 10 | #412 – Family Meeting, Gather Round |
| Jun 8 | #411 – Whiskey Tango Bagel |
| Jun 5 | #410 – Three Smart Guys With Will And Desire. |
| Jun 3 | #409 – Acme Prison Break Kit |
| Jun 1 | #408 – Like Prison Without The Pesky Shanking |
| May 29 | #407 – The Joys Of Parenting |
| May 27 | #406 – Why The Hairy Cheese Not? |
| May 25 | #405 – Her Castle Of Love |
| May 22 | #404 – The Question Is… |
| May 20 | #403 – Fists McPunchigan |
| May 18 | #402 – The Pig In The Dress |
| May 13 | #401 – She's A Hairy Face Plunger |
| May 11 | #400 – Don't Get Your Cankles In A Bunch |
| May 8 | #399 – The One Before Four Hundred |
| May 6 | #398 – Ten Appletinis And A Chipmunk Smoothie Back |
| May 4 | #397 – Dedicaysheeyone |
| May 1 | #396 – Abe Lincoln's In Charge |
| Apr 29 | #395 – The Recognition He So Deeply Deserves |
| Apr 27 | #394 – What Are We Gonna Do Around Here Without Him? |
| Apr 24 | #393 – A Case Of Misunderstanding? |
| Apr 22 | #392 – Don't Worry, Toots |
| Apr 20 | #391 – You Are In Good Hands |
| Apr 17 | #390 – The Plot Sickens |
| Apr 15 | #389 – Before I Start This Trial |
| Apr 13 | #388 – The Trial Begins! |
| Apr 8 | #387 – The Pinkerton Pen |
| Apr 6 | #386 – What Brings You Here, Big Face? |
| Apr 3 | #385 – About Freakin' Time |
| Apr 1 | #384 – Prisoners of the System |
| Mar 30 | #383 – Tucker: Wrongly Imprisoned |
| Mar 27 | #382 – What's To Stop Me From Screaming "PERVERT"? |
| Mar 25 | #381 – We Should Be Rejoicing Drunkenly |
| Mar 23 | #380 – The Makers of the Booty Smasher Bring You… |
| Mar 20 | #379 – Ugly-Reducing Crumple Zones |
| Mar 18 | #378 – I'm A Dry Husk Of A Soul |
| Mar 16 | #377 – Steve's in the Closet |
| Mar 13 | #376 – Proper Taser Etiquette |
| Mar 11 | #375 – Tase Him We Shall |
| Mar 9 | #374 – On To Plan B. |
| Mar 6 | #373 – If You Need Help Mugging Your Brother, I'm In! |
| Mar 4 | #372 – Don’t Sully The Taser, Bro |
| Mar 2 | #371 – Action Face |
| Feb 27 | #370 – Enemy Sighted |
| Feb 25 | #369 – It's Your Civic Duty |
| Feb 23 | #368 – The Tucker Rabbit Method Of Brute Force |
| Feb 18 | #367 – Aww, What's Wrong? |
| Feb 16 | #366 – Time For A Recap |
| Feb 13 | #365 – We Should Be Out Punching Your Friends |
| Feb 11 | #364 – Goody-Goody Lovefest |
| Feb 9 | #363 – Gopher Sushi and Boxer Briefs |
| Feb 6 | #362 – Hold That Thought, Princess |
| Feb 4 | #361 – Third String Muppet |
| Feb 3 | #360 – Martin's Brain Takes A Dirt Nap |
| Feb 2 | #359 – Meanwhile… |
| Jan 30 | #358 – Knucky Buckles! |
| Jan 29 | #357 – The War Against Buffoonery |
| Jan 28 | #356 – The Strong Arm of Friend-Induced Revenge |
| Jan 27 | #355 – Wayne, We've Got A Problem |
| Jan 26 | #354 – Above A Jellyfish On The Evolutionary Ladder |
| Jan 23 | #353 – I Belched The Theme To Gilligan's Island |
| Jan 22 | #351 – Whipped With A Wet Weasel |
| Jan 21 | #350 – Art Appreciation Day |
| Jan 20 | #349 – Revenge Is Fun |
| Jan 19 | #348 – Secret Meeting |
| Jan 16 | #347 – One Sick Foot-Warming Mofo |
| Jan 15 | #346 – Helllllloooo, Steeeve |
| Jan 14 | #345 – You're Still Talking |
| Jan 13 | #344 – Maybe It's Time You Sponked Back |
| Jan 12 | #343 – Sunshiny Day |
| Jan 9 | #342 – Why In The Fat Heck? |
| Jan 7 | #341 – BEWARE!! |
| Jan 5 | #340 – Does The New Year Think You're Fat? |
| Jan 2 | #339 – There It Is, Steve |
| Jan 1 | 01/01/2009 |
